I know out-of-bounders are often not so keen on big consumer-driven holidays. But when I think about it, even without seeing a birth chart, I am pretty sure Santa Claus has some out of bounds planets.

  • He lives way, way outside of normal society.
  • He’s probably an alien.
  • Nobody dressed like him, until him. Now, imitators everywhere.
  • Santa has created his own form of economy, where he only accepts milk and cookies.
  • Santa Claus is not straight, and there’s a song about it.